You have a spreadsheet with 40 tabs, three canceled flights, and a Slack thread nobody reads. Sloth Summit does the boring 90% so your retreat actually happens.
Filter cabins, lofts, and lake houses by budget and vibe. We hold the booking so Karen from Ops can't second-guess it for six days.
We stitch everyone's departure cities into one arrival window. No more the guy who lands at 2am and sulks the whole first day.
Drag activities onto a timeline. We flag when you've scheduled a trust fall right after an open bar.
Every deposit, split, and reimbursement lives in one ledger. Export it before finance emails you again.
A curated deck of prompts calibrated so nobody has to share a childhood trauma before breakfast.
We watch the forecast and nudge you toward Plan B before the whole thing washes into a lake.
“I planned our whole retreat during a single meeting I wasn't paying attention to. Everyone thinks I'm organized now. I'm not going to correct them.”
“Last year our offsite was three canceled venues and a group cry. This year Sloth Summit booked the cabin, the van, and the tacos. Nobody cried.”
“The itinerary flagged that I'd double-booked kayaking and a two-hour strategy session. It saved me from myself, which is a lot to ask of software.”
For the tiny team that just wants a cabin and a plan.
The one most crews actually book. Flights, food, and finances included.
For companies that offsite like it's a personality trait.