Radish Rig is a self-watering, self-lighting vertical farm plus an app that texts you before your greens stage a revolt. Fresh harvest in 3 weeks, zero dirt under your nails.
Sensors track moisture, pH, and nutrients, then dose everything on a schedule. You are officially demoted from 'plant parent' to 'plant landlord.'
Full-spectrum LED tuned per crop. Your lettuce gets a perfect summer while it's sleeting outside and you're eating a real salad about it.
The app pings you the moment your arugula peaks so you crop it at flavor, not at 'oh no it bolted again.'
Grown more mint than any human needs? The app suggests what to cook before it becomes a compost origin story.
“I told my roommate I'd start cooking. Three weeks later there's a jungle of Thai basil in our hallway closet and I have opinions about pesto now. Nobody asked, but here we are.”
“I run a 12-seat supper club out of my flat. Radish Rig means microgreens on demand instead of a panicked 6am trip to a market that's closed. My food cost dropped and my ego rose.”
“Bought it as a gimmick, kept it because the harvest reminders are less judgmental than my mother. I've now grown salad I did not immediately let die. Growth, both literal and personal.”
Start free-ish. Upgrade when it hurts.
One rig, one closet, a suspicious new amount of herbs.
For the person who now brings salad to potlucks unprompted.
You've stopped buying greens entirely. The store misses you.