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Swag so good your team steals it

Curated merch drops, zero minimums, and a warehouse that isn't your office closet. Design once, and we handle printing, packing, and worldwide shipping.

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No minimums, ever

Order one hoodie for the new hire or a thousand for the conference. Same price energy.

Global swag closet

We store it, you send it. One click ships a welcome kit to any country your team hides in.

Taste firewall

Our curators reject items destined for the donation bin. Yes, that includes stress balls.

Auto welcome kits

Hook up your HR stack and every new hire gets a box before their first standup.

“Our retention went up and I'm 60% sure it's the hoodies.”
Priya NatarajanHead of People, Loopstack
“I used to spend Fridays in the post office. Now I spend them pretending to work, like everyone else.”
Marcus WebbOffice Manager, Fernbase
“The taste firewall rejected our CEO's slogan idea. Worth every penny.”
Jenny OkaforBrand Lead, Quietriver

Pick your flavor

Sticker

$0forever

Pay per item. Dip a toe in the swag lagoon.

  • ★ Catalog access
  • ★ No minimums
  • ★ Standard shipping
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Hoodie

$149per month

For teams that onboard humans regularly.

  • ★ Auto welcome kits
  • ★ Global warehouse
  • ★ HR integrations
  • ★ Priority printing
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Full Fit

$499per month

Merch as a personality. Conference mode unlocked.

  • ★ Custom sourcing
  • ★ Event logistics
  • ★ Dedicated curator
  • ★ Same-week rush
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