B2B swag
Pick from a shelf we already vetted, ship it anywhere, and skip the eight-week email chain with a vendor named Greg. Good swag, ordered like it's 2025.
We curate 40 items that don't suck instead of dumping 4,000 on you. No stress balls. No lanyards. No regrets at the next all-hands.
Send a hoodie to one new hire or 900 conference attendees from the same screen. Addresses collected for you — nobody DMs you their zip code.
See exactly how many mediums are left before you promise 300 of them. Restock alerts land before the shelf goes empty, not after.
Spin up a branded shop your team or fans can order from directly. You set the budget, we handle the checkout, everyone gets the right size.
Approve embroidery and print proofs in hours, not the standard ten-business-day fog. Reject Greg's kerning in one tap.
Wrong size happens. Swaps and reships run through us so you never touch a shipping label or a padded envelope again.
In their words
“We used to have a closet full of XL polos nobody wanted. Now our people request the crate. I have never once said that sentence about company merch before.”
“I run a newsletter with 12,000 subscribers and needed drops that felt premium without a warehouse in my garage. Comet Crate is the warehouse. My garage has a car again.”
“Onboarded 60 remote hires last quarter, each got a box on day one, and I approved every proof from my phone. Our old vendor took longer to reply to email.”
Arrangements
For individuals and creators sending the occasional drop.
For teams running regular swag without a full-time swag person.
For orgs with real volume and opinions about kerning.