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Brand WagonOpen your closet

Swag your team actually keeps

Stock a company swag closet, ship new-hire kits automatically, and stop expensing 400 branded stress balls nobody wanted. Good merch, one dashboard, no minimum-order guilt.

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New-hire kits on autopilot

Connect your HR tool. Day one, a hoodie in the right size shows up at their door. You do nothing except look organized.

A closet, not a garage

We warehouse your inventory and ship on demand. No more boxes of last year's logo living under the break-room table.

Per-seat budgets that hold

Give each teammate a spend cap and a curated menu. They pick what they want; you never approve another swag request in Slack.

Ships to 90 countries

Your remote hire in Lisbon gets the same kit as the desk crew in Ohio, minus the customs drama and surprise duties.

A catalog with taste

We already killed the itchy tees and the pens that leak. What's left is stuff people wear in public on purpose.

Reorder in two clicks

Ran out of the good totes before the trade show? Reorder the exact spec you approved last time. No re-uploading logos at 11pm.

“We used to keep swag in a filing cabinet and mail it ourselves. Now new hires get a kit before their laptop does, and I've reclaimed an entire afternoon a week.”
Dana WhitfieldHead of People, Northgate Roasters
“The per-seat caps ended the great hoodie war of Q2. Everyone picks their own thing, nobody's over budget, and I stopped being the swag police.”
Marcus OjedaOwner, Ojeda Sign & Print
“I ordered 12 things for a client dinner and every single one arrived on time and didn't look like a giveaway. That has literally never happened.”
Priya RamanathanFounder, Halston Field Services

Pick your flavor

Corner Store

$6per seat / month

For small teams that just want decent merch without the spreadsheet.

  • ★ Up to 25 seats
  • ★ Curated core catalog
  • ★ On-demand shipping
  • ★ 1 branded item slot
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Main Street

$12per seat / month

For growing teams with new hires, budgets, and opinions about totes.

  • ★ Unlimited seats
  • ★ Auto new-hire kits
  • ★ Per-seat spend caps
  • ★ HR + payroll sync
  • ★ Warehousing included
  • ★ Ships to 90 countries
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Whole Block

Custombilled annually

For multi-location operators who need custom catalogs and real support.

  • ★ Everything in Main Street
  • ★ Custom branded catalog
  • ★ Dedicated account rep
  • ★ Bulk event ordering
  • ★ Invoicing & SSO
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